Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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