Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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