we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
So much Jack, so little girl.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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