you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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