real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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