Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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