you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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