But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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