so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I just had sex on a roof
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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