this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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