Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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