My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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