Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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