thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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