This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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