We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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