he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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