butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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