Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
She told me I should be a condom model.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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