i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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