i don't like sucking hair
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
This toilet bowl is my home.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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