This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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