I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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