Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize
