what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Randomize
