Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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