i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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