guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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