I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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