we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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