just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
so much tequila, so little girl.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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