Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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