you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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