Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
The adults are the big ones right?
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