Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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