matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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