Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Randomize
