Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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