Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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