brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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