your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
My liver just had a heart attack.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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