We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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