I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
