someone get that fucking seahorse.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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