Kiss
Puke
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
either way he was missing a nipple.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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