just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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