I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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