She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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