My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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