The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
should my penis look like a turkey
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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